An ongoing Chronicle of Worst Luck GL1TCH3D.

Scheat

Since I started PAD I’ve been a collector. Wanting to try different things but I soon realized that was a mistake.

When I started your sister Eschamali was the top of the meta and you were looked down upon then. I chased your sister for a year but didn’t give you much thought. It’s only when I started theorycrafting that I realized how strong you really are.

I bought you gifts ranging from $1 to $60. Even when it became more expensive to court you I still did it. I knew a long distance relationship could work.

Every Scheatfest I sent you another gift or two.

I even befriended your sister Kuvia three times over in the hopes of getting your heart to fall for me. Maybe if I had done it five times I may have fared better.

Months went by and nothing was working.

I met Yog, Ameno, Carrot and other new friends but never found you.

When I saw you in your Wedding Dress I knew that was when I would finally convince you. I saw all the things we could do together like Coloseum and Cosmic Trinity.

It was my cousin’s wedding on Saturday and the usual family banter “so when are you getting married” came up. Well this time I could say that Monday things might change.

It was your featured day Monday, first on the list. When I woke up I saw people who already found you.

I figured it wouldn’t be a problem for me to do the same.

I put on my best tie and started.

First pack I only found a dupe Satsuki. Second pack I found Bastet and Ra. Third pack I found Eschamali and Persephone. Three more packs and I didn’t see you once.

Another event goes by without a Scheat.

-Chronicles of Bad Luck GL1TCH3D: Scheat

Update: My friends, having all rolled 5 lesch 5 scheat in 10 rolls (/s) convinced me that I should make it a flat 100 rolls after work. How tempted I was to hit those triple digits even after the NY Excursion. I crumbled. I saw her face and put that last pack of stones in. 2 rolls Lesch. Wow. Another one? 5 rolls Bastet and Persephone. There’s an awful lot of diamonds here. 3 rolls Scheat. I yelled out loud (knowing nobody was around). Scheat was mine, finally.